Real Women Have Bridges (WTF)
I ended up doing a four mile run/walk yesterday, and my knee didn’t bother me at all! I really wanted to get out and enjoy the cool, fresh air.
Apparently 55 degrees is too cold for everyone in south Florida because my route was completely empty and I think all of 10 people were at the restaurants along the beach.
Maybe they were in the gym working on their #BikiniBridge. Have you heard about this social media hoax?
Apparently some idiots decided they were going to make the idea of a #BikiniBridge go viral. Why? Because it’s always fun to push a beauty standard on women that has little to no correlation with their actual health just for fun. The Bikini Bridge is as awesome as the Thigh Gap.
This hoax (or whatever it is) is brought to you by the same classy people who encouraged Justin Bieber fans to cut themselves to get him to stop smoking pot. The idea was that if enough of his fans took to self-harm they would get Bieber’s attention and be able to warn him of the ‘dangers’ of smoking pot.
If you’re not sure what I’m talking about Google “cutting for Bieber.” Just a warning that graphic pictures will show up.
If you’re not sure what the logic behind this is, well of course there is none because these people are incredibly ignorant and have no regard for whether their fun little game is actually causing people with mental disorders (depression, eating disorder, etc.) to engage in harmful behavior that can ultimately lead to death.
I can’t even … the whole thing just makes my head hurt.
Moving on because I really can’t think about those idiots anymore… Cecil climbed into a cabinet and looked really cute.
No, of course he’s not allowed in cabinets but he does whatever he wants anyway : ) He has more brain cells than those #BikiniBridge idiots.
Can you believe people actually spend valuable time actively working on these type of hoaxes? Do they not understand the concept of consequences?